This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.
Today, I just got the keys to my first house.
Give it time.every time I see this, I reblog it.
george weasley looking in the mirror of erised and seeing what appears to just be his reflection until he notices it has both ears
he wonders why the mirror thinks an ear is his heart’s desire and then he realises that isn’t what it’s saying
"you’re so full of yourself" is such a weird expression like what else would I be full of???? bees??? styrofoam?????
look at this picture
when you see it, you cannot unsee it
it’s a woman
PAINTED TO LOOK LIKE A PARROT
it took me 5 minutes to find her
I WAS LIKE NO THAT’S NOT A WOMAN, THAT’S A PARROT
This hit me hard
NASA astronaut Leland D Melvin with his dogs Jake and Scout.
Buy me cute underwear and oversized hoodies and let me fall asleep in your lap
What makes this for me is the url.
does anybody else legitimately worry about how they’re going to share a bed with their partner when they’re older? like buddy i need all the blankets to make a burrito and then i need to throw them off of me dramatically in the middle of the night and lie spread-eagled across the entire bed how is this going to work
Neil Patrick Harris | Punk’d 9x12
'babe, what's the safe word'
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