Jessica. 20. Female. UK.
Alcohol. Pokemon. Star Wars.

I will never judge you.
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I have snapchat. I don’t know what it is or how it works but uh yeah. My snapchat is jeshycar

May 19th at 10PM / tagged: personal. snapchat. / reblog / 2 notes
acampaignofdistraction:

turnthedial:

acampaignofdistraction:


Remember last year when we were top of the leaderboard for a moment?

Remember last year when Jedward got more points than us?

Remember THIS year when Jedward got more points than us?

Remember NEXT year when Jedward got more points than us?

IF JEDWARD HAD BEEN IN IT THIS YEAR, I WOULD PROBABLY BE RIGHT.

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acampaignofdistraction:

turnthedial:

acampaignofdistraction:

Remember last year when we were top of the leaderboard for a moment?

Remember last year when Jedward got more points than us?

Remember THIS year when Jedward got more points than us?

Remember NEXT year when Jedward got more points than us?

IF JEDWARD HAD BEEN IN IT THIS YEAR, I WOULD PROBABLY BE RIGHT.

(Source: youknowyourebritishwhen)

There are a few certain people on Tumblr tonight that I want to do disgusting, dirty, things to. If you think you are one of them (you probably are) please inbox me as I am drunk and wish to tell you how much I want to bone you.

May 10th at 8PM / tagged: personal. i r drunk. inbox. / reblog / 5 notes

I don’t want to rant but Miley Cyrus has done nothing really wrong and does not deserve the hate she gets. She’s been in a stable relationship since she was 16 which trust me, is not an easy thing to do.

People complain that she’s lost her ‘Disney’ image, of course she has, she’s not 13 anymore, she’s 20, so what if she drinks every now and then? How many of you are under legal drinking age and drink? Yes she wears short shorts and other fashion items but that’s the thing, it’s fashion, it doesn’t change her personality and as far as I can tell, she’s a decent human being.

The only reason people judge her is because they want her to be perpetually 13 and can’t cope with the idea of her growing up and making her own decisions because it reminds them that they too are growing up and will also have to make their own decisions.

(Source: acampaignofdistraction)

Let me tell you guys about something that happened to me today.

No seriously, this is an awesome moment and you should really read this.

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May 8th at 9PM / tagged: personal. weed stories. / reblog / 3 notes

Sometimes i wish i was still a virgin because i now realise that if i had waited i could have avoided so much shit and actually lost it to someone who gives a shit about me.

And i could have had amazing sex instead of 30 seconds of awful. I just really want sex right now.

May 6th at 3AM / tagged: personal. sex. / reblog / 1 note

I want to dance naked in a field of flowers.

Anyone have any idea what this rash is? My bets are in either a heat rash or exczema but I’ve never had either there before. Any ideas?

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Anyone have any idea what this rash is? My bets are in either a heat rash or exczema but I’ve never had either there before. Any ideas?

May 3rd at 4PM / tagged: personal. rash. chest. cleavage. help. me. / reblog / 4 notes
Feeling vaguely confident tonight.

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Feeling vaguely confident tonight.

May 2nd at 12AM / tagged: personal. me. bra. selfie. cleavage. boobs. / reblog / 6 notes

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Apr 29th at 7PM / tagged: personal. tonight. / reblog / 1 note

To this day I have no idea what the fuck ‘innit’ means but I know exactly how to use it in a sentence.

Apr 28th at 10PM / tagged: personal. innit. / reblog / 19 notes

Makeup makes one hell of a difference.

Apr 24th at 9PM / tagged: me. personal. before and after. / reblog / 3 notes

Far too angsty tonight.

Apr 23rd at 8PM / tagged: personal. / reblog

Anyone want to let me sit on their face while I rant about the state of the world?

Apr 21st at 1AM / tagged: personal. face sitting. / reblog / 21 notes